McCain Can't Find Joe the Plumber

World Series: We Do Not Care.

CNN does not have a sports news show. Bill Clinton tells me to vote, and says nothing about baseball. John McCain complains about how he's losing, but doesn't mention baseball. Lou Dobbs pretends to be independant, no baseball. My iGoogle homepage is full of feeds about Sarah Palin's policy speech on energy, without mentioning the climate or baseball. Barack Obama gives the same speech he's given for the last 3 days...he's set the cruise control, but could care less about the world series, except whether or not his speech will be pushed back by the game. Joe Biden? Well, maybe Joe cares. He's from PA, and so are the Phillies, right?

What is McCain talking about?

"...He's got a wealth spreader that folds neatly and fits under any bed."

McCain on Larry King: Bashes Obama/LA Times, Says Nothing About His Own Policies

John McCain is running out of time to talk about his own ideas. He had a chance again tonight, to refute Barack Obama's policies espoused in his 30 minute prime-time commercial, by siting some of his own. Instead, as on many other important "rebuttal" opportunities, he sank into a familiar rant about "not knowing enough about Senator Obama".
We get it, John.
You, your team and your supporters don't know enough about Obama, but five days isn't enough time to "expose" him. McCain needs to talk about his own views, and stop talking about Barack's. All this does is make McCain look petty and desperate. Maybe he is desperate, but he sure as hell shouldn't show it. Come on John, talk about the issues. Go out on a high note, not a shrill one.

John Murtha May Lose: Good Riddance.

After his comments about western PA being "racist" and "slow" to accept change, Murtha's numbers have taken a dive. He also, later, called the area "redneck". Now, if that weren't MURTHA'S OWN CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT...then maybe it would have slid into media obscurity. However, the pot calling the kettle racist, apparently, is not going to stand. Murtha continues to drop in the polls and it looks as though one Democrat incumbent is going down down down.

See Michelle Malkin's post for more...

The Ultimate Maverick Move: McCain Throws The Election

All throughout the primaries John McCain was planning on a Clinton v. McCain general election. Once Barack Obama became the presumptive nominee, Mr. McCain enacted the last best plan he had: throw the election in order to buck his party, unite the country behind the first African-American President of the United States, and get his revenge on Bush & co. who ruined his REAL chance of becoming president in 2000, when he was a spry 65 years old.

Mr. McCain's refusal to use the Jeremiah Wright association was his first act of subversion. A huge mistake according to most strategists and pundits, both democrat and republican.

Sen. McCain then chose Sarah Heath Palin as his ticket's un-vetted better half. A brilliant pick indeed. He is now well on his way to orchestrating the greatest act of selflessness in the history of modern politics.

Next, Mr. McCain was essentially forced into addressing William Ayers by Sarah 'the Diva' Palin and her ex-Bush handlers. The best he could come up with; "i could care less about an old washed up terrorist". I have no doubt he could care less, but anything to get himself to lose.

ACORN was another way for Sen. McCain to tie himself to controversy, but waited for CNN to break the story before admitting he attended an event co-sponsored by the community organization.

Finally, Joe the Plumber and the Socialist card. Joe 'Sam' the non-Plumber, one-man John McCain sleeper cell, sprung into action and threw down the full house on Barack Obama. "Sounds like SOOOOOOCIALISM to me." oooooOOOOoooooOOOO...the specter of all those peaceful countries west of Russia.

I for one would like to thank John McCain for his selfless act of kindness.