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No Electioneering

Today in Colorado, John McCain stumping one last time.
"I know you're worried"
"I was there when we fixed Social Security, and I'll be there when we fix it again."
"Fight...Fight...Fight...Stand up...Stand up...Stand up and Fight..."
"We don't hide from history, we make history."

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Yes I'm worried. I'm worried John McCain will raise my taxes and start another war.
Why couldn't you fix it properly the first time?
Yeah, we get it, you're losing.
That's just Orwellian. Double-Plus Bad.

Cheney Endorses McCain From Wyoming

Dick Cheney has asked people to get out and help the party by voting republican.
Cheney also said he supports McCain for commander in chief because he had served his country since the age of 17.
Cheney spoke from Cheyenne, Wyoming.

McCain Can't Find Joe the Plumber

World Series: We Do Not Care.

CNN does not have a sports news show. Bill Clinton tells me to vote, and says nothing about baseball. John McCain complains about how he's losing, but doesn't mention baseball. Lou Dobbs pretends to be independant, no baseball. My iGoogle homepage is full of feeds about Sarah Palin's policy speech on energy, without mentioning the climate or baseball. Barack Obama gives the same speech he's given for the last 3 days...he's set the cruise control, but could care less about the world series, except whether or not his speech will be pushed back by the game. Joe Biden? Well, maybe Joe cares. He's from PA, and so are the Phillies, right?

What is McCain talking about?

"...He's got a wealth spreader that folds neatly and fits under any bed."